I can save you.


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shoujo-goddess:

owlmylove:

during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds

"oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that

Via The WizardGoddess's Lair

dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

(Source: bluelava3)

Via You smell of elderberries...

summonerorthan:

fuck-no-sjws:

wtfisthinprivilege:

darling-cafe:

darthmoonmoon:

omgf the skunk

right!

I thought bunnies shouldn’t take baths

youre right. they shouldnt. it can kill them easily.

also, dik dik

Dat English Bulldog puppy :3

(Source: todaunafriki)


Via The Cutest Things On The Web!


danieruhowell:

Phil’s sense of humor is probably my favourite thing

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fazhou:

can we discuss jane and belle’s different teaching techniques

and how

jane is teaching tarzan how to read with basic children’s books:

"see jane."

"see jane run."

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while belle on the other hand decides that the first thing beast should learn how to read is

shakespeare’s romeo and juliet

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Via THAT FAT INDIAN

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regalasfuck:

lanturd:

when a hot person comes up to you

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"hey your friend is cute"

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lmao

Via Wavecap under my yamaka

usuk-omg:

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

too risky man



amazingphil-gifs:

Dan and Phil getting shocked

Via whats a phan






theothhherwomenbby:

mollycroftumlt:

lolsomeone-actually:

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy

reblogging that twice as its soo true

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha. This.

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Via Critter 4 Lyf


jullianapaulino:

So, I was re-watching “A Day in the Life of Dan and Phil in London!” (which you can watch here) and noticed something…


Via The son of Ray-ge and love The Gee-sus of Subrubia


09lupe23:

So married, I could just cry!!


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