I can save you.

condorn:

yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place

(Source: condom)

Via swimblr and other stuff

vandigo:

lgbbq:

The farther away from valentines day it gets the funnier it is

i just waited for five minutes for this to load.

(Source: handsthatthieve)



phan-in-kilts:

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(Source: danvsphil)



ildgaf:

0nly-xthree:

Love, Sensual, Sexual n’ Romance blog

 Vertical 

Instagram: @jordanesfeo

(Source: rlyhigh)



mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

(Source: birdsphere)


sextronautt:

Shirtless boys working thier ass offf

Via 1-800 you wish

lolamp5312:

The hours spent watching Jensen’s scenes in Days of our Lives have paid off. This is all I could ever ask for.



(Source: gifsbyjleigh)




thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

Via taschaiscoolyo



fun123joker:

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

the last one


Via My name is Lucifer, please take my hand.

courtneythebumbling:

Reasons why I’m excited for “Dear White People:”

  • Black actors portraying 3-dimensional characters
  • Honest social commentary
  • Targeted to the college age demographic
  • Thorough exploration of the various forms of racism in America
  • Tessa Thompson’s voice and Tyler William’s afro wig

Reasons why I’m not excited for “Dear White People:”

  • White people calling it racist
  • Mainstream media agreeing with the white people calling it racist
Via ROBOPOPE, THE ROBOT POPE

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c)

Via I have an interest in tacos

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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Via I have an interest in tacos
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