during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds
"oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that
hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you
omgf the skunk
I thought bunnies shouldn’t take baths
youre right. they shouldnt. it can kill them easily.
also, dik dik
Dat English Bulldog puppy :3
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can we discuss jane and belle’s different teaching techniques
jane is teaching tarzan how to read with basic children’s books:
"see jane run."
while belle on the other hand decides that the first thing beast should learn how to read is
shakespeare’s romeo and juliet
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too risky man
every girl can relate to this okay
BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED
I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.
Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.
Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy
reblogging that twice as its soo true
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